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Wednesday, 29 August 2007

Incase anyone as interested ...

I passed all my GCSEs ... well done me. 7 As, 3 Bs and 3 Cs. That's right, not just a pretty face.

Oh and PS. www.youtube.com/abbyja211 ... my channel is abit mint.

Look out for shit dickeads

Abby x

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Two days ...

Yes that's right, just two days until I get my exam results. Are you excited for me? Maybe just a little bit? That's what I thought. So my school is basically a right twat. They didn't actually feel the need to tell us what date our exam results would be released. Instead they just sent a letter out to our parents and that was that. Also, they don't think it's important that we know where to go and when to go there, just know the date. What kind of muppets run that place? Jesus fucking christ ...

So I've had to go shopping today and I discovered I have a fetish. Yes, you read that correctly, a fetish. My new fetish is plain white t shirts. Not the band you fanny, the shirts. I LOVE them so I had to go buy one today. £1.50, bargain. Plus, I have a personal belief that they look super hot on girls. Do you not agree? If a cute girl walked down the street in jeans and a plain white tee would you not want all of her children? Cause I bloody would.

Soon it's time for another gig. And I shall have to see the girl that used me and ditched me. I really hope she doesnt go with her girlfriend. But I also hope:

1. My friend brings me the cheap cigarettes from tenerife

2. I get very drunk

3. The girl[s] I like go

4. I score



Any of the above would do. Am I asking for much? Thought not



Look out for shit dickeads



Abby x

Monday, 13 August 2007

New Favourite ...

So I have a new hobby. Basically on msn you link people to porn sites and tell them it's something else. It's better to do it when they're
1. With someone
2. Unable to delete their internet history
3. A sensitive person
Just to it, it's hysterical.
I've been off school for 9 weeks now and I don't think I can go much longer without doing anything. I'm actually counting the days until I get my exam results.
10 DAYS
I'm also supposed to be going out with the girl I like this week so that should be fun. Then the day after my results come out I have my interview for college at 9AM! I don't think I'll be awake in time because I didnt even wake up till 4pm today.
Lazy ... I know this.

Look out for shit dick'eads!

Abby x

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

I Got Tagged

8-random-facts thing. These are the rules:
We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

8 Random Facts About Me

1. I hate too many questions. Infact it drives me insane. If you ask me one question about something I can deal with it. If you ask me two you're pushing it but I can usually answer you without losing my mind. If you ask me three question then I'll tell you where to go and probably yell at you a lot.

2. I am the messiest person I know. My clothes are never hung up but on a pile on my chair until the pile is almost falling over and then I'm forced to hang some clothes up. I never make my bed and my curtains are always closed. I have a make up bag but all of my make up is on my desk. I have a lap top bag but my laptop is usually on my desk too.

3. I play drums but I always wanted to play guitar. I took guitar lessons for 1 year and owned an acoustic guitar. Then I gave up when I was about 11 and started playing drums about 2 years ago. I'm currently working towards my Grade 4.

4. I'm sarcastic as fuck and usually extremely offensive because nobody understands I'm joking. I like calling people names in a sarcastic manner, dickhead and twat being two of my favourites. If I call you this, seriously I'm joking. I know I'm twisted ...

5. I can't leave the house without a belt. If I can't find a belt I wear a tie as a belt. If I can't find a tie I go buy a belt. I'm seriously OCD about needing a belt around my waist. I feel bare without it.

6. I like wearing boxers. I can't wear thongs or any really girly pants. Nothing with frills. I live in girls boxers.

7. I smoke and drink far too much. I realise I should stop smoking but I cant. It costs me a fortune and I'm killing myself .. I know this. I'm not going to stop drinking though ... too much fun.

8. My parents are divorced. They always told me they'd be together forever and then when I was 12 they split up, got back together and then divorced. My dad told me he was gay and my mam never got over it.

Monni
Cindy
Carsenstia
Tayla
Mwiko
Flippy (myspace)
Cony (myspace)
Hannah (myspace or bebo)

Saturday, 4 August 2007

Favourite Movie Moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btms5-nhQoA

Since I have nothing better to post about until tomorrow, after the party, I thought I would post my official favourite moment in a movie.
Clip taken from Debs and it's the scene where Lucy Diamond decides to be good again in an effort to win back Amy.
Enjoy

Look out for shit dick'eads

Abby x

Friday, 3 August 2007

Haven't Posted In A While ...

So yeah I'm officially back from Tenerife. Yey. And I'm already loving being back. Haven't seen many people yet but I'm at a party tomorrow so I should have a good time.
I'm really pissed off about that girl fucking me around and her stupid girlfriend but whatever ... I'm not wasting my time rambling on about her anymore.
So the party I'm at tomorrow is for the girl I like so fingers crossed it goes well and also fingers crossed that she likes her present.
I'm already bored of these summer holidays and I really need something to do. I wish more people would take me out.
Thankyou for your time.

Look out for shit dick'eads!

Abby x

Thursday, 26 July 2007

Tenerife

Has burnt me ... alot. Ok so I can´t even wear a bra I´m so burnt but nevermind eh?
Also, this might not make a lot of sense because I´ve been drunk for the past 24 hours. Free alcohol for a week is awesome. Especially when you´re underage and you´re not supposed to have it.
Piece of advice, if you´re under 18 and you go all inclusive, jump over the reception desk, steal a wristband for over 18´s and get free alcohol all week. You´ll be drunk for aslong as you want.
So Abby is having her first gay bar experience tomorrow. My dad is taking me.
Hopefully I´ll be drunk.
Hopefully I´ll score.
And most importantly ... Hopefully it won´t be my last gay bar experience.
I´m too drunk to type more ... thankyou for your time.

Abby x