So I've Been Kind of a Stranger

For 3 whole years.
But here's my story. I've grown up, I've moved away, I live in Leeds, I have a house, I go to university, I have a beautiful girlfriend and I'm still THIS PETTY.

Okay, I go to Leeds festival, have been going for the past 3 years. And I thought 'hey, wouldn't it be good if there was an alternative to dry shampoo?!'
Well guys, drumroll please ... THERE IS! Kind of.
There's this lovely website called One Stop Festival. (you can find them ----> here) So anyway, I go onto their website and find this product called No Rinse Shampoo.
I bought some and when it came I thought I best use it before the festival just incase.
Let me just say, it's a fucking good job I did! It was appauling, my hair was even worse than it was before. So I went on the site, wrote a review about how bad it was, gave it 0 stars and posted it. I went back on today and guess what? They've changed it completely! They've given it a delightful 4 stars and changed everything I said.
Brilliant, thanks one stop festival. I love being entitled to my opinion.